The Rape Van is at my house.

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True shit.

ANYWAY DOWN TO FUCKING BUSINESS:

Today = my first official day of...SUMMER VACATION!
Last night = my first official night of SUMMER VACATION!

I MANAGED TO SURVIVE A YEAR OF COLLEGE!

Holy shit, I'm gonna be 19 this August. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Last night was a cluster-fuck of crazy-ness that all started with a text message from one, Eden Beden "Beed" BoBeden. She needed a place to stay for a night, I hadn't seen her in 30 years, and I figured I'd let her stay at my house. Her and Cat are friends so I let Cat know and so we all hung out last night.

However, Beed's car blew up on the way down. So, Cat, Crick and I drove up to a shady Wal-Mart in a ghetto part of Old Bridge. On the way back down the parkway we got lost in Freehold Mall for two hours.

I managed to accidentally spray Cat in the eye with GIR perfume from Hot Topic. I had to read the ingredients to make sure there was nothing she was allergic to in it. Turns out it contains UREA. For those of you who don't know, Urea is in URINE. That's piss, boys and girls. The wonderful people who own the right to all that Invader Zim merchandise at Hot Topic are making you wear piss.

I told them how people called me ugly the other day. They teased me about it. I managed to get my revenge when Beed was trying clothes on though.

Eden: What about this shirt?
Me: -dead serious tone- You look like a clown.
Eden: O.O

She didn't get that shirt. I won.

:)

Then we stopped at Cat's house for a couple minutes. After that we went to Applebees by my house. We got there about 10:15pm. HALF PRICE APPETIZERS! Cat left our waitress a 10 dollar tip 'cos she liked her tattoo. I think that tip is going to pay for the next one.

Anyway, we talked about the WEIRDEST shit at Applebees. Really.

We left at 12:00am. We took like a half hour trying to figure out who's paying what. D: Outside a monsoon was happening so we had to run to the car. It was dark in the car and I was trying to plug in Cat's iPod but I couldn't find the headphones hole. This caused Cat to say our favorite quote of the night: "You'll never have dark-time sex."

We watched 1408 when we got back to my house. Afterward we all went with my mom to do papers. We didn't get home until 5am. Cat had to leave my house by 10am to go to job training at GA. Poor Cat.

We all got up at 9:45am. ><

I drove Beed back up to Middletown, we got lunch, and I dropped her off at her friends. Then I went to visit my cousin and my grandma.

I got back to my house around 6:45. GG tried to eat my piercing out of my ear. >< That will SO help the healing process. ><

I am so tired right now.

Hopefully, I get my ass in line and work 6 hours for the next 4 weeks. If I do I will FINALLY be able to buy myself a goddamn camera. IDK if I am going to go for the CANON EOS REBEL T2i or the CANON EOS REBEL XSi. I know it makes more sense to buy the fancier one because, hey, it's fancier but if I go with the cheaper one then I have more money left over for lenses and whatnot.

IDK. I just want one of those two. ><

I'm gonna go now.
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