Okay. This will just be a list of things that happened today/things that I found out and a TWILIGHT RANT. I'll alert you of the rant. Please don't read said rant if you're a die-hard Twilight fan, and hate anyone with a negative opinion about it. I will not accept people telling me to "burn in hell" because they don't like my opinion, like some jackass of a Jonas Brother fan did.

--1st order of business:
-Never fall asleep after watching Zack & Miri Make A Porno. It causes WEIRD dreams to happen. And unfortunately, not the good kind of weird that would involve me and Deacon/Jeff Anderson. No, weird as in the other various characters running around a being weird. >< DAMN IT JEFF WHY CANT I DREAM ABOUT YOU!

--Second order of business:
-Here's BAM MARGERA with THE VERONICAS and JOE JONAS: [link]
What the fuck? I mean, why would Bam listen to The Veronicas OR hang out with Joe Jonas of all fuckers!?!? It makes NO sense. lol. Bam is the STD of the entertainment world. He knows EVERYONE, but only a few people can keep him seeing as how he tends to play favorites. At least thats what it seems like. Is he aware that there are 4 Dudesons and not just Jarppi and Jukka?

--Third order of business:
-I might be going to the mall tomorrow....Okay, I have to. Because I need a job. ><

-- Fourth order of business: (aka The Rant)
-Bam and Missy Margera alerted me to a horrible thing. TWILIGHT has not only a store but (in a way) a restaurant dedicated to it. Forks Washington is located between Port Angeles, and dear Mr. Kurt Cobain's hometown of Aberdeen. Now, because that's Bella's (from Twilight) fathers home is, and she lives with him, that is where they filmed the movie. I guess. Anyway, here's pictures from Mr. Bam Margera's site:

[link] (the restaurant)
[link] (the Twilight store)

Now, maybe one of you out there is a Twilight fan, and are getting pissed. Maybe you think it's only fair because here in New Jersey we have a Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash. Well then here's where you stop reading before getting horrible offended/pissed off.

----TWILIGHT FANS DO NOT READ. OR READ BUT DONT GIVE ME SHIT BECAUSE IT'S MY OPINION----

Twilight is a crappy book that sounds like it was taken right off of FanFiction.Net. Maybe if it was written better then the book would have been better. Maybe not.
While View Askew movies may not be everyone's thing, (neither is Twilight) at least the store is cool to have. It provides the fans with not only merchandise ranging from comics, action figures, bumper stickers to replicas of clothing worn by the actors/actresses in the movie, but for the lucky ones who get to the store it holds some of the props too.
Twilight contains a bitchy, whiny girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. If your "MADLY IN LOVE" with someone to the point where you become comatose for FUCKING MONTHS (seriously, I thought I bought a calender for a minute. Each page had a different month name) then WHY WONT YOU MARRY HIM. That makes no sense. And, if he does leave you, then get the fuck over it. Shit happens.
Twilight plays off as a teens dream relationship. Girl gets first boyfriend, but uh oh hes a "vampire" OH COOL, oh what? he's leaving? Thats okay, he comes back.
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And Edward himself? I wouldn't date him. Hes too controlling, and too protective. "DON'T GO SEE JACOB HES A WEREWOLF. I HATE WEREWOLVES" no one was asking YOU to go dick. shut up. Werewolves are cooler than vampires anyway.

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And now, for the real VS fake vampires rant that ties into this.
Edward sparkles when he's in the sun instead of dying. WHAT? SPARKLES? Well thats MANLY. >< I prefer the Ann Rice Vampires. Shit, they don't sparkle.
And dont get me wrong. I don't HATE Twilight completely. I like Jasper. Thats it though. I saw the movie and he was there for like 5 minutes. WTF? Movies ruin life.

And now, if anyone says Twilight is BETTER than Harry Potter....are you on drugs? JK Rowling is a better writer than Stephanie Meyer. At least her books don't come off as some crappy FanFiction that a 15 yr old could write. No offense to any 15 year olds out there.

Anyway, I could go on ranting but I wont.

Again, if you like Twilight I apologize. I need something to rant about, and I picked this. This is my opinion. So you cant bitch at me for having it.

--Fifth Order of Business:
-I found the song I was looking for. It's "1979" by The Smashing Pumpkins.

Okay, I'm done now. It's hot as hell in here.