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HELLO! I’m your news anchor Manda, and welcome to the 3rd annual TURKEY DAY EVE NEWS BROADCAST!

Well, it’s THAT time of year again where the freaks come out and post news that NO ONE cares about.
So, lets just dive headfirst on into this cluster-fuck of time-killing ramblings.



Alright, where to begin? Okay. This here -> <- seems like a good spot.

This morning I was trying to shove the Boof clone into my small bag when it threw a fit and attacked me. My left thumb was nearly amputated! Using my skills in the medical field, I managed to save my thumb. It is currently in a pokeball recovering.

…WHAT?

Let me explain the Boof clone just to clear this up. I cloned BOOF using high-tech gadgets that are not of this world. I would begin to explain but your tiny brains could not even begin to FATHOME the awesome that is this gadget. If you live for another 1000 years you may be able to picture it. However, until that time I am sorry to say that all you will be able to comprehend is the following statement:
There is a Boof clone.

I think Boof is like the Bible. Now that there are two of them (thanks to technology you cant imagine) things might get a little hectic in the Boof world. What if Kiera sends me facts but her numbers get different than mine because she adds them in a different order? I think I might add a page and write THE NEW TESTAMENT on it. It’ll be like when the Christians separated from the Jews. The Jews believe in the Old Testament (which in this case would be all the stuff added to Boof before the great cloning) and the Christians believe in both the OLD and the NEW testament.

Okay see, I gave you news…OLD news…or ANCHIENT news rather, but still news.

Now if you’re aiming for RECENT news….

I went to Kiera’s last night (and made a pit stop at Cat’s house…OKAY okay, I FOLLOWED her home after I saw her leaving the WAWA parking lot) and then we went to Barnes and Noble.

Afterwards we went to Ruby Tuesday’s. It was 9pm on a TUESDAY and NO ONE was at Ruby TUESDAY’S. Although there was someone there who was laughing at Kiera’s face. Lol

Afterwards her mom wanted a Watermelon Coolada from Dunkin Doughnuts. We passed one in Howell cos we’re failures, so we went to the one on rt. 9 that was closed because THEY are failures, and then we went to the one on New Prospect but they were all out of Watermelon Coolada’s because they’re cunts.

Okay, this bit of headlining news has gone on a bit longer than planned. So….

Over to Spaz with What’s new in Entertainment!

Oh, missed you guys, I did!

To Barnes and Noble I went last night. Bought Crick’s X-Mas gift I did.

OH GOD. Okay, I am so done speaking in inverse a.k.a. Yoda-speak.

I also bought The Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD. I wanted the Bonus stuff that one cannot download off of ThePirateBay. On the DVD is a US and a UK version. Does ANYONE know what the difference is? Because I watched like two scenes and saw no difference, granted that two scenes probably weren’t enough to deduce the difference anyway though.

It also has commentary with Richard O’Brien and Patricia Quinn (Riff Raff and Magenta for you LOSERS). I didnt get a chance to listen to it yet (what with me not getting home till 11pm last night and then having my brain explode from a massive head-ache) but you can bet your ass that I am SO watching it tonight with the commentary.

Okay okay, I’ll stop. You guys are probably sick of my Rocky Horror talk. BUT I CANT HELP IT! It’s my new obsesson! D:

Okay okay, over to Hungry Man with FOOD

WELCOME ONE AND ALL. Tomorrow = Thanksgiving a.k.a. TURKEY DAY. You know what that means for food right?

That’s right. MASHED POTATOES! I <3 Mashed Potatoes. OH! And there is going to be STUFFED SHELLS! Oooooooooooooooooh man….CAN I HAVE IT NOW!?!?!?

Currently I am eating those square orange manifestations of mutated cells we call crackers with a gooey peanut buttery manifestation in-between to hold them together. YUM!

Over to Manda again with a new segment called WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT ANNOYING NOISE!

Well, currently here at work, my co-worker OMAR is PISSING ME OFF royally by continuously flipping a quarter onto the desk. OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP THE NOISE!

It stopped? oh please tell me its done now. Please, I cant take it anymore!

Now over to...well...me again with more news.

Okay, hang on a moment while I search the web for more exciting news to bring to you.

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Rocky Horror remake? WHY?!?!?!?!?
Why do we wanna remake EVERYTHING?!
D:

Wait...wait...okay. Alright. That's good.

THIS JUST IN: The remake of Rocky Horror was canceled in October (or something) 2009. Good.

And this also just in. Richard O'Brien's real name is Richard Timothy Smith. Richard Smith is the name of my grandpa. Was...? is...? so that's pretty weird. mmhmm. He uses O'Brien as his last name because there already is an actor named Richard Smith. O'Brien is his maternal grandmas name.

Okay, enough with the Richard biography.

Okay, this guy is seriously beginning to piss me off. STOP reading over my shoulder. STOP asking me what I’m doing. STOP making noise. JUST GO TO CLASS. >< I have my period; you weren’t supposed to be here, now PLEASE LEAVE!

Oh my God.

Well, that's just about all the time we have here for you today. This broadcast earned us 16 dollars. How about that. (now what am I gonna do for 2 hours?)


HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!! – from your favorite news people with love.

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